--- /dev/null
+#!/usr/bin/perl
+
+my @stuff = split(",", "blur,focus,load,resize,scroll,unload,click,dblclick," .
+ "mousedown,mouseup,mousemove,mouseover,mouseout,change,reset,select," .
+ "submit,keydown,keypress,keyup,error");
+
+foreach (@stuff) {
+
+print qq~
+ /**
+ * Bind a function to the $_ event of each matched element.
+ *
+ * \@example \$("p").$_( function() { alert("Hello"); } );
+ * \@before <p>Hello</p>
+ * \@result <p on$_="alert('Hello');">Hello</p>
+ *
+ * \@name $_
+ * \@type jQuery
+ * \@param Function fn A function to bind to the $_ event on each of the matched elements.
+ * \@cat Events
+ */
+
+ /**
+ * Trigger the $_ event of each matched element. This causes all of the functions
+ * that have been bound to thet $_ event to be executed.
+ *
+ * \@example \$("p").$_();
+ * \@before <p on$_="alert('Hello');">Hello</p>
+ * \@result alert('Hello');
+ *
+ * \@name $_
+ * \@type jQuery
+ * \@cat Events
+ */
+
+ /**
+ * Bind a function to the $_ event of each matched element, which will only be executed once.
+ * Unlike a call to the normal .$_() method, calling .one$_() causes the bound function to be
+ * only executed the first time it is triggered, and never again (unless it is re-bound).
+ *
+ * \@example \$("p").one$_( function() { alert("Hello"); } );
+ * \@before <p on$_="alert('Hello');">Hello</p>
+ * \@result alert('Hello'); // Only executed for the first $_
+ *
+ * \@name one$_
+ * \@type jQuery
+ * \@param Function fn A function to bind to the $_ event on each of the matched elements.
+ * \@cat Events
+ */
+
+ /**
+ * Removes a bound $_ event from each of the matched
+ * elements. You must pass the identical function that was used in the original
+ * bind method.
+ *
+ * \@example \$("p").un$_( myFunction );
+ * \@before <p on$_="myFunction">Hello</p>
+ * \@result <p>Hello</p>
+ *
+ * \@name un$_
+ * \@type jQuery
+ * \@param Function fn A function to unbind from the $_ event on each of the matched elements.
+ * \@cat Events
+ */
+
+ /**
+ * Removes all bound $_ events from each of the matched elements.
+ *
+ * \@example \$("p").un$_();
+ * \@before <p on$_="alert('Hello');">Hello</p>
+ * \@result <p>Hello</p>
+ *
+ * \@name un$_
+ * \@type jQuery
+ * \@cat Events
+ */
+~;
+
+
+}